Never a Boring Day
- Woman In The Middle
- Jan 19, 2020
- 1 min read
Updated: Jan 21, 2020
Having a kid that is interested in loads more than I am, makes sharing the same space pretty interesting.
Ever since he was born and acquired the skill of language, my boy started a trend of pretty out-there things to say. I am sure he isn't the only one coming up with curious things to say around that age, but he was pretty prolific.
Once I realised he wasn't shutting up I started to write some of them down. Here's a selection I made in order for you to feast your eyes. There is more, but I am holding back.
"I hurt my hippocampus and I can't remember how to do my homework."
"I can't get in the water with my clothes on! Don't you know? It's called "the principality of getting naked."
"I really wish I had the chance to break some windows."
"I refuse to be micromanaged. I will write whatever I want in my paper."
"If left untamed I would swear like a sailor."
"My brain is a different entity. Like a night club bouncer. It lets some ideas in and keeps others out."
"The industrial revolution was for economy like blowing a hairspray through a flame."
"Cats are like onions. They are found in every culture."
And this is a cat he drew. And yes, that's a knife. Perhaps the cat will be cutting onions later. I'm hoping, I don't know.
If you are starting to understand how my kid operates, then check out this post with things he drops on my head every single day. It's continuously updated.
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